SENIOR STARVES TO DEATH AFTER GLUING HIS DENTURES TOGETHER!

GENOA,Italy- Oldster Benito Stadizzo died of starvation after he accidently glued his false teeth together while trying to open a tube of superglue by biting off the tip.Unfortunately wheelchair-bound Benito lived alone and was unable to summon help.He had no telephone and his neighbors were away on vacation,said a spokesman for the police.Benito's body was discovered slumped over his wheelchair by his neighbors,two weeks later when they returned.Police have ruled his death an accident.

BECAUSE HE DARED HIM!

100-TON MUSHROOM FOUND IN MICHIGAN!

TRIBE'S NOSES GROW OUT OF THEIR CHINS!

CROOK ROBS RESTAURANT ARMED WITH A COCKROACH!

DEADLY OFFICE HIGH JINKS!

MAN SWALLOWS 2 BASEBALLS ON A BET!

ANGRY WIFE KILLS HUBBY WITH GIANT CUCUMBER!

JAPS INVENT GADGET TO HELP CHEATING GUYS WITH THEIR ALIBIS!

PROFESSOR WALKS ON HOT COALS FOR ALMOST 500 FEET!

ALL ABOARD!Train car you can ride naked!

WATERBED SAVES MAN FROM BURNING TO DEATH!

MAN CHOKES TO DEATH ON DICE!

IS YOUR KID WHINING ABOUT GETTING A PET COCKROACH?YOUR NOT ALONE!

WOMAN FINED FOR DOING HOUSEWORK ON SUNDAY!

GUM-CHEWING MOTORIST KILLED-WHEN BUBBLE BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE!

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