JAPS INVENT GADGET TO HELP CHEATING GUYS WITH THEIR ALIBIS!

TOKYO - Enterprising Japanese hotel owners have come up with a new device,that makes lives easier for cheating hubbies and boyfriends.Their rooms now come equipt with sound systems,that play train station noises in the background - to make the guys' alibis sound more convincing,when they phone home.

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