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ANGRY WIFE KILLS HUBBY WITH GIANT CUCUMBER!

PARIS,France - Catherine Deck got so mad at her husband,Alain,67,that she beaned him with a 3-lb. cucumber - killing him instantly,police say.

BECAUSE HE DARED HIM!

100-TON MUSHROOM FOUND IN MICHIGAN!

TRIBE'S NOSES GROW OUT OF THEIR CHINS!

SENIOR STARVES AFTER GLUEING HIS DENTURES TOGETHER!

CROOK ROBS RESTAURANT ARMED WITH A COCKROACH!

DEADLY OFFICE HIGH JINKS!

MAN SWALLOWS 2 BASEBALLS ON A BET!

JAPS INVENT GADGET TO HELP CHEATING GUYS WITH THEIR ALIBIS!

PROFESSOR WALKS ON HOT COALS FOR ALMOST 500 FEET!

ALL ABOARD!Train car you can ride naked!

WATERBED SAVES MAN FROM BURNING TO DEATH!

MAN CHOKES TO DEATH ON DICE!

IS YOUR KID WHINING ABOUT GETTING A PET COCKROACH?YOUR NOT ALONE!

WOMAN FINED FOR DOING HOUSEWORK ON SUNDAY!

GUM-CHEWING MOTORIST KILLED-WHEN BUBBLE BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE!